Great Michael Interview

FINALLY, some promotion! Looooove the dancing.

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by krunkyou

Michael on Idolatry!!!

Ah, finally. Yep, Michael Slezak has completely joined the Cult of Bruce. This is just a fun trailer-like thing for Michael upcoming Idolatry performance, which they preview. And as you might have guessed, the first lady is the you're-sooooooo-smaaaaaart lady. Yes, THE lady. You can kind of tell.

Another Christmas MUSIC VIDEO!

Why was this only released in the Phillipines? WHY? I thought I was sick of Christmas music COMPLETELY but...yeah, I'm still sick of it, but this would be the exception. Especially with this very nice, if not particularly creative, video:

And LAAAAAAAvender's the Shade!

EDIT 1: OMG, ADAM SHANKMAN MADE THIS! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! He's absolutely my favorite judge from SYTYCD. Absolutely.

EDIT 2: Apparently, the lady playing one of the Prop-8-ers is Kathy Najimy...or, wife of Dan Finnerty...OF THE DAN BAND! And NPH was in the Dan Band's holiday music video (along with Michael!). Ah, what a small, small world.

Well. Pooey. This came out a week after the election, and I watched the first 30 seconds, yawned, and ignored it.

Little did I know that I was missing out on JACK BLACK AS JESUS and NPH IN YET ANOTHER KICKY MUSICAL NUMBER. Not earth-shatteringly funny otherwise, but it really does do a nice job of summing up the whole Prop 8 issue. Also, it has John. C. Reilly and that strange SNL lady. Enjoy.

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black

My SYTYCD Montage

This was an experiment to figure out if Adobe Premiere could do cool things. Conclusion: IT CAN!

And so, without further ado, I present my very own, home-made video. Much like Dr. Horrible, it gets considerably better towards the end...when I figured out the whole nifty "split clip" button:

Radio Interview

Fantastic radio interview with a certain Michael Johns...it comes up as a pop-up, so you might need to disable your blocker...
http://www.streamaudio.com/Player/?station=wsb_fm

Michael Interview!

Ooh. A nice, scoop-laden interview from Atlanta with a gentleman named Rodney Ho. Ouch.



Also: the hat. must. be. burned. now. the. voices. tell. me. so. Although I rather like the blue polo.

Never Tear Us Apart

You remember that amazing Telethon performance, where Michael sang 'Never Tear Us Apart' by INXS and everyone went to ventricular fibrillation and stuff? Well, he sang it again at a UNIFEM Benefit on Tuesday, and, dare I say it, it was even better. Unfortunately, he chose to repeat the stupid hat, too. WHY?! Also: he sang another song, called "Into Temptation", by a band called Crowded House. Yeah. Crowded. HOUSE. Beeboll. I think he's just messing with our minds now.

Turkey...No Turkey! Turkey...No Turkey! Turkey...and...No Turkey!

My internet today has been rather like the Harry quote referenced in the title...network, no network! and....no network! and...still no network! But finally it seems to be working because I unplugged my laptop and went somewhere else, so here's a sweet song from Michael's "The Rising" days:



This is actually one of their unreleased songs, though for the life of me I can't understand why they'd keep this hidden away while putting junk like "Yesterdays" on their album. I think the record company had quite a bit to do with that.

A Dan Band Christmas

Oh god. This is too perfect. Just...wow. Try to spot all of the celebrities. One of them in particular. Who I don't think you'll miss. THANK YOU, DAN BAND! And there wasn't even any profanity this time!

From Crackle: "Please Don't Bomb Nobody This Holiday"

At the end, when the screen tips over? Guess who I can definitely hear laughing? Not Dan. Hahahahaha.

*Ironically, when I watched this on Crackle, there was one of those obnoxious looped video ads for Quantum of Solace playing, so I was hearing something like "Kill them with kindness..." *CRASH!* *BOOM!* *BURNING BUILDINGS!* until I figured out how to mute the ad.

YOUR Hides Can Only Be Used to Make Coward Pants!

Grrr. It seems that the pictures of Michael at the 'Australia' premiere aren't showing up, so just go here and bring a drooble (remember that priceless combo?) :

http://michaeljohnsonline.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=293

On a side note, I really like this idea of naming random blog posts with 3rd Rock quotes. I should call the next Engrish post: And Yet, An Awful Amount of Chinese Seem to Choose to Live In China

BACON TIME!

You know what happens when you combine this:

http://michaeljohnsonline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=293&pos=13

with this:

and a ridiculous amount of hard work that included disturbingly headless people and necks so distorted they could have been feet? A photoshop happens. Specifically, THIS happens.



Incidentally, I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to see a movie like that because seriously- BACON!!!- and I'm very proud of myself. You know that font? It's just Arial Black. Yeah. Simple to copy. But then I saw the little white rims around the words and tried to emulate them on the "B" and "C", which took 30 minutes. No exaggeration. And now Blogger uploaded the image so small you CAN'T EVEN SEE MY HARD WORK! But seriously. Putting in the head took 5 minutes. Ironic.

I'm not even sure why I did this...I think Ancient Greece might have had something to do with it, though...

Michael at the Premiere of Australia

Pretty straightforward. Enjoy.

And Certain Kinds of Cheese.

Nope, I'm sorry, this post has nothing to do with cheese. I just remembered a great 3rd Rock From the Sun quote where Harry describes things he's afraid of. Back to schedule programming:

I'm going to get all deep and serious here because I was thinking about this blog, and I realized that while posting other people's videos and other's people's photos and other people's interviews is very convenient and all, it's also kind of lame. And let's face it; my photoshops aren't exactly going to set the world on fire.

So, every now and then, I'll write something! Like this post. Because a blog is a pretty amazing thing. Just think about it. When a writer gets their work to an audience through traditional means- a publisher, a competition- it has to be judged first, then maybe it'll be passed on to the audience. But with a blog, it's the opposite; first a wide audience reads your blog, THEN they judge it.

And maybe they never come back again. Or, worse, they hate it and leave nasty comments. But that's what comment moderation is for! Yep, Big Brother is watching you, folks. Some of your comments will never see the light of day. Particularly the ones advertising 75% OFF DEAL AT DISCOUNT DESIGNER FASHION .COM!!!. I'm sorry, Spambots. You will be censored.

So, anyway, to bring my ramblings to a point: blogs are fun. I'll try to make this blog fun, too. If you're a Nigel and aren't completely obsessed with Michael Johns, that's ok*, because there will be other stuff here. And if you ARE completely obsessed with Michael Johns, or House, or other things that are ASSOCIATE-approved...welcome home! And your name is probably Katie, Layne, or Maya.



*I jest; it is NOT ok. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Jeez.

Flello!

Hello, beeboll! Welcome to my humble blog.

For a while, I've considered creating a blog, purely out of convenience. Because, let's face it, sharing information with people is tough. Facebook is awesome. Also, my mom doesn't have a Facebook, so I have to repeat all of the awesome stuff through Yahoo Mail, thus defeating the point of the awesome stuff. Only SOME OF MY FRIENDS don't check their emails, so back to Facebook it is! And let's not even start with Youtube and photo sharing.

So, I realized that the quickest, easiest method of getting stuff out to people would be a blog! And who knows? Maybe somebody outside of my current 4-reader radius will actually be mildly amused by my ramblings! Ok, ok, I jest...

Anyway, check back often for an eclectic mishmash of Michael Johns news, disturbing/amusing photoshops, madlibs, internet finds, the beeboll guy, best-of-Harry-Solomon compilations, anti-Nigel rants, movie reviews, and photos of people receiving transmissions from the Big Giant head. Mostly that first and last bit, actually.

So, without further ado, enjoy! The first real post should be up within a few hours.