Engrish!

Wow. This isn't even engrish. Nope, this is just a FAIL.

And this too!


This, on the other hand, is real, authentic engrish. All together now: "Just jiggle it a little." The best part is that the French says something like, "If you need to turn to the right until resistance", which is pretty engrish-y too.


Hee. Troublesome!

Engrish Time!

Yep, too lazy for captions today.

Fascinating Engrish

I have discovered my own inexhaustable source of engrish: the comments on the KeaneMusic blog.

For example, on a post about how some fan made these little wooden block-shaped models of Tim and Tom:

Greattttttttttttttt cute cute and where's Rich lol lol lol lol yeah !! maybe if hteses models make em dance lol lol lol lol Rich I love your arts LoVE ya my beloved band kisses fro Brazil we ara waiting for you in March :))))))))))))))))))))) ps: oh!!! thanks for the lovely video at UMusic me and all the fans here love when Tom said Belo Horizonteee lol lol lol lol

Where do you find this kind of amazing stuff ?... It's too funny because this looks like totemic artworks or to the trinket as we find in the "kings cake"... KEANE, too cute as small broad beans !!!

Hi ! Can anybody tell me if these headsquares of Tom and Tim mean they are stubborns? Answering km.com question.........Richard`s one , is on ebay and its price will make the drummer`s ego grow as the bear froth... (smirk). Great pictures, very funny. Cheers.

This sort of stuff makes my life very happy.

First Engrish of the New Year

Or something.

Be NICE to it, dammmmmit!

Your House Bear Thang? Genius.

Especially if it's big, giant, or throbbing.

Engrish

As opposed to public bench legs. These are for your enjoyment only. Although, as we all know, the legs are not necessary...


FLAIDING! Wow! That is an epic word. I think it's right up there with 'smorking'. On a side note- this just came to me- how do you treat a bathtub to make it safer? Is it something you spray on?

You always have to watch out for the possibility of getting up and allergie, you know? "How were your allergies this week?" "Very bad, Dr. Drapken, I kept getting up and allergying"... And what is this oyster constitution? Hm.

STOP...THINKING...NOOOOOoooo!

Some pretty seriously hilarious Engrish for y'all...

Ok, to be perfectly clear, we've seen amused House, along with stoned House, angry House, drunk House, and very often high-on-Vicodin House, and it was NOTHING LIKE THIS.


In case you want to cover your skillet with nail polish? Or is it a mani complete with those paper bags they use to treat hyperventilation during a panic attack? Ok, that was lame. Sorry.


I...I don't even know...wow. I have a sudden urge to run outside and scream "NORTH AND SOUTH FREEEEEEEDOM PASSAAAAAAAGE!" at the top of my lungs. I think the capitalization has something to do with it.

Some Engrish

Merry Christmas, beeboll! Time for some more misguided translations and the occasional fail...

To car? Is this a verb?


The exact House quote eludes me, but it's something like, "Oh yeah, we'll give her REAL medicine this time..."


BUMP! But ON TOP OF WHAT?!


A very Christmas-y one...

A Touch of Engrish

I wasn't planning on posting any engrish today, but this was too good...


All together now: "It doesn't have to throb..."

Then My Work Here Is Done.

Alright! Even better than bringing mankind the gift of electricity: it's funny-picture time again!

I feel rather conflicted.

And this is even MORE confusing!


Um...sure! Whatever you say!



OH NO! The tortoises are coming!

Well, That's News to ME!

You know another thing I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving? ENGRISH. Just enjoy.

When Harry Potter decided to take a more scholarly route in life...


Er...wise words?

Sometimes advertisements can be a little TOO truthful, you know?

Monday Wretchedness

I was originally going to call this post "Monday Fun", but for some reason Blogger went all funny on me and I couldn't embed pictures, so now "Monday Wretchedness" it is.


Bleh. Monday. Snow. Cold. Wet hair (swimming). I can't even muster up a complete sentence.

So I'll let the funny stuff do my job for me.

GOODNESS. That must be quite prickly.




Ahahaha. It's like one of those "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" skits where they have to be unlikely superheroes...



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Vicious stones!



This is a...new kind of main dish.



Duuuuude...like, I took these pills, riiiight?



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