Olivia Wilde on Ellen

Wow. She's actually quite funny. I'm coveting the suit, too.

Band From TV!

Hugh Laurie and Jesse Spencer showing considerable musical skill. DAMN. And we didn't even have to watch too much of Jay Leno's Evil Chin of Death this time:

First Engrish of the New Year

Or something.

Be NICE to it, dammmmmit!

Your House Bear Thang? Genius.

Especially if it's big, giant, or throbbing.

You Could Do So Much Better Than This...

The titles of Keane songs really fit as a descriptors for just about anything, no? But here's a House/Cuddy/Wilson fan video someone made to the Roxanne Tango from Moulin Rouge!. I would have chosen different clips, personally...but it's way better than the House/Cameron video I found to the same song. Still, it's a solid video, all in all, and I love this song so much it hurts, so...enjoy. And don't cry. For me. Argentina.

STOP...THINKING...NOOOOOoooo!

Some pretty seriously hilarious Engrish for y'all...

Ok, to be perfectly clear, we've seen amused House, along with stoned House, angry House, drunk House, and very often high-on-Vicodin House, and it was NOTHING LIKE THIS.


In case you want to cover your skillet with nail polish? Or is it a mani complete with those paper bags they use to treat hyperventilation during a panic attack? Ok, that was lame. Sorry.


I...I don't even know...wow. I have a sudden urge to run outside and scream "NORTH AND SOUTH FREEEEEEEDOM PASSAAAAAAAGE!" at the top of my lungs. I think the capitalization has something to do with it.

And Certain Kinds of Cheese.

Nope, I'm sorry, this post has nothing to do with cheese. I just remembered a great 3rd Rock From the Sun quote where Harry describes things he's afraid of. Back to schedule programming:

I'm going to get all deep and serious here because I was thinking about this blog, and I realized that while posting other people's videos and other's people's photos and other people's interviews is very convenient and all, it's also kind of lame. And let's face it; my photoshops aren't exactly going to set the world on fire.

So, every now and then, I'll write something! Like this post. Because a blog is a pretty amazing thing. Just think about it. When a writer gets their work to an audience through traditional means- a publisher, a competition- it has to be judged first, then maybe it'll be passed on to the audience. But with a blog, it's the opposite; first a wide audience reads your blog, THEN they judge it.

And maybe they never come back again. Or, worse, they hate it and leave nasty comments. But that's what comment moderation is for! Yep, Big Brother is watching you, folks. Some of your comments will never see the light of day. Particularly the ones advertising 75% OFF DEAL AT DISCOUNT DESIGNER FASHION .COM!!!. I'm sorry, Spambots. You will be censored.

So, anyway, to bring my ramblings to a point: blogs are fun. I'll try to make this blog fun, too. If you're a Nigel and aren't completely obsessed with Michael Johns, that's ok*, because there will be other stuff here. And if you ARE completely obsessed with Michael Johns, or House, or other things that are ASSOCIATE-approved...welcome home! And your name is probably Katie, Layne, or Maya.



*I jest; it is NOT ok. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Jeez.

My Second Post!

Ok, I PROMISE I'll stop with the 'my - post' stuff soon. Soon.

Continuing the House theme, here's a very funny S.2 blooper reel:

My First Post!

Gosh. My first real post. This is emotional. Also, I'm not sure if the stupid HTML embedding thingy will work, so it's mostly negative emotions.

Well, what better way to kick off this blog than an amusing video or three?

First, the unbeatable classic: